Sunday, December 02, 2007

WHO TOLD HER TO CLEAN A THING NOW?

Scrabblette bought the very dodgy Super Sentence Cube Game on a trip to India, and recently insisted that we play it. I was pessimistic, but the worst that could happen would be that I would be so annoyed by it I would get into a ferocious rage and kill my family with a bladed garden tool and burn down the house and vote Liberal. So I decided to play.


It's quite difficult, because some of the words really suck. We played semi-cooperatively because we didn't really care who won, we were just having some fun. I lead out with:

WHO HELD A NEW GIRL WHEN YOU TOLD THEM TO STOP?

Scrabblette replied with:

A LEG HELD OUT AND HAD HIM UP.

and the kid chimed in with the very curious:

HOW HARD THE BIG WIFE GOT HIM.

We realised eventually that it's worth chasing the 50 point bonus for 7 word sentences, if you can, but since I was struggling to make one sentence, several of them were unlikely to happen. Scrabblette continued with:

I RAN DOWN THE ATER IN MY LADY WALK.

We don't know what an ATER is either. We decided it could be a wild. The kid continued with:

HE GAVE ME THE SMALL NEW LEG LATER.

I tried to catch up with:

SHE IS OUR WHITE LADY WIFE BUT THE OLD BABY ATE HER.

Scrabblette responded ferociously with:

HE GOT OUT SOME DIRTY PART WHERE SHE SAW MY GOOD BLACK FOOT.

I GAVE UP LIKE ANY OLD BOY.

STOP THIS BIG FOOT IN YOUR PART.

and romped to victory. I hope she never makes me play it again.

6 comments:

Melissa said...

I don't understand.

But I don't think that is necessarily a bad thing.

Friendless said...

You roll dice that have words on them and you have to make sentences. Hey... I didn't even mention what game it was. I'll edit.

Maria said...

Yeah, I didn't get it either.

Maria said...

I read somewhere that this was made in India or somewhere where FLET and ATER are words. I looked up FLET and it means "skimmed" in English, but ATER produced nothing except some common acronyms for institutions. I guess it would have to be a wild, unless you could decide before the game on a common meaning or at least part of speech for it - e.g. "It's a noun/verb/adjective".

Friendless said...

Maria, I wrote that description on BGG, and I may have been a little sarcastic. We're guessing that ATER is a misprint and should have been LATER, but haven't got a theory for FLET. This game has about the lowest production values I've seen.

Maria said...

FLET came up in the online free dictionary as meaning "skimmed"

However, I could suggest common words that "ATER" and "FLET" could be (and I think it might be a good idea to pick one for each before the game begins), though I don't know whether any of these words appears on the other "dice" so you wouldn't want to double up. Or maybe you would.

I think these are your most likely shots:
ATER - LATER, AFTER, ATE, maybe CATER
FLET - FLIT, FELT, FLED, maybe FLEET